Aortik is launching soon.

They called you too much for a doctor. Too loud, too ALIVE. You cracked the entrance, survived, smiled through the bull shit and still showed up, straight off duty, looking like a DIVA. While they were busy being doctors, you were being a f**king human. So we built a reminder, some unapologetically good gear, because the system won't remind you to live. Get in for off duty parties (BYOB 😉) and lifetime discounts. The hospital charts your hours, we chart your ESCAPE.

I'M THE GLITCH

ADMISSIONS

Name (as it appears on the duty roster)

Email (for the boring stuff)

WhatsApp number (we're not the HOD, we won't call you at 3 AM)

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Current stage of the disease

STAGE IMBBSStill believes it will get betterSTAGE IIInternNEET is all over my headSTAGE IIIResidentHasn't seen sunlight since admission daySTAGE IVSenior ResidentHas stopped asking for leavesSTAGE VConsultantFinally sleeps, can't remember how

I agree to a lifelong prescription of fun. No tapering allowed.

Your details stay with Aortik. We never sell them or share them with other companies for their own use.

Aortik is launching soon.

FREE YOURSELF. Grab your drinks and make some noise.

We never sell or share your details

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